Alpha Male

It was pouring with rain tonight so I decided to load my bike onto the train at South Yarra. The great thing about public transport is that you get to see a few people out and about, and as I was waiting 4 guys stood behind me, all sporting beards and looking just like my Alpha Male card.


I just can't get my head around the fashion for sprouting beards like Benny & Bjorn from ABBA! They looked weirdo in their beardos, and as  I said politely when Djing in London once, 'I don't play ABBA!'


So thank you bearded questionable youth of Melbourne, for the inspiration for Alpha Male.


'What's Up Homeboy?'